A Tale of Three Partners
Once 'pon a time, three bright lads came
under the tutelage of one Saint Gerard, a masterful drinker and slayer
of drunken dragons. These fine young men, Travis, Steven and Jeff,
worked as Squires under this most noble Laird, who instructed them
further in the arts of drinkin', slayin', and preparin' a proper Irish
meal.
After being indentured for a period of
two years or so, Saint Gerard did grace our heroes with Knighthood, and
they became the Lairds of the Manor in their own right. Benevolently,
they began to rule the Manor, and were loved and praised by all the
patrons of the Manor in the land of Cumming.
Today, these fine boys have matured into
great noblemen. Cookin, swearin', drinkin' professionally and a'
slayin' unruly dragons who've had too much whiskey.
Come to Good Ol' Days and receive the benefits and boons bestowed by these most noble gentlemen!
Cead Mile Failte~! (A thousand welcomes!) |
